I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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