Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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