so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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