He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize