she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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