Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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