So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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