How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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