Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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