She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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