If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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