The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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