Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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