You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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