how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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