yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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