porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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