Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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