Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
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