I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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