After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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