White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
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