i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Randomize
