we have officially lost it.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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