Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
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