we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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