I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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