That's when you crack a 10am beer
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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