he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
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