Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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