I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Randomize