I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize