It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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