: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
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