Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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