remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
As shirtless as possible
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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