We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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