he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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