My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
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I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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