He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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