he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
My pussy is not your playground.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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