Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
That reminds me...we need to get swords
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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