Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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