Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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