She said her name was "party"
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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