my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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