fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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