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Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
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some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
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Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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