Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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