Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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