shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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