FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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