you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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