i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
as a side note pls kill me
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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