Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
handjob tips. give me some.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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