turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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