Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Damn victory sex feels great
And then he peed in my hair
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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